Am I deceitful? Yes. I am not.
So I learned how to count yesterday.... It was as easy as 1, 2, 8
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef, but it takes a special skill to pea soup.
People don't like my jokes. People don't like my jokes, and that's fine because I'm not punny.
How did the black guy get his pilot's license? He went to flight school, you racist bastards.