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2017-06-27 19:54
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2018-09-23 05:26
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""Yes, I remember you saying"" - Translation: Please stop saying that The first time I had sex, I was really scared... I was all alone! --Rodney Dangerfield I'm so sick of political jokes... I've seen
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2018-09-23 02:45
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Do these sweatpants and 5 extra pounds make me look like I'm in a relationship? I'm not saying I've had a lot to drink, but my foot just fell asleep so I drew dicks on it. all this spending on black friday...
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2018-09-23 00:41
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When Chuck Norris gives blood... ...he asks for a handgun and a bucket. I've been fired from work for putting in too many shifts Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you think How do you detach frogs
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2018-09-22 22:04
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I went to my doctor and he told me I had to stop masturbating... I asked him why, and he said ""So I can examine you!"" Why did the atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers! Q: How many
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2018-09-22 19:31
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some simple jokes whats big white and falls out of a tree? a fridge whats green and has wheels? grass i was lying about the wheels Between hating pork and launching themselves into enemy structures, Al
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2018-09-22 17:02
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PJ time - Slogan behind an auto rickshaw I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, Auto Me: I'm in the mood for dessert *winks at wife* [2 hours later] Wife: *in lingerie, texts* WHERE R U Me: *texts* Getting
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2018-09-22 14:37
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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside? A mushroom. I applied for a position as a stenographer, but I was disqualified when the blood test came back. Turns out I'm Type-O Plentiful. Have
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2018-09-22 12:41
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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink! Gays in the military ""If gay men were allowed in the army, Saving Private Ryan will be a lot shorter, because it wouldn't take
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2018-09-22 10:20
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When they start with the punchline. How do you know if your friend is a bad comedian? Why doesnt justin bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cause he prefers Dicks. Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for
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2018-09-22 07:47
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What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war! I can't sleep in my bed anymore, my mind races thinking of all the stupid stuff I've done in the past.
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2018-09-22 04:53
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I go to McDonald's once a month just to replenish the napkin stash in my car A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis? her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
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2018-09-22 03:05
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""-I like to compare my caffe americano with African migrants."" ""-Because it's black?"" Answers doubtfully the waiter. ""-Nope, just sunk deep in water"" I like to listen to the Star Fox theme song to
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2018-09-22 00:14
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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most? Leeks If you missed the ball drop last night.... Just watch FSU in the Rose Bowl Two Fish there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said do you know how
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2018-09-21 22:20
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A Sigmund Freud light bulb joke. Q: How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb? A: Cocaine. ah, mercury's going retrograde, that explains why i accidentally squandered my entire youth
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2018-09-21 19:54
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My door bell rang this morning. I didn't even know it had a phone. The hardest part about being a kick ass dude is wiping the poo from your kick ass boot after a hard day of work. The Vietnamese hooker
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2018-09-21 17:26
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How do you tell a crazy Jew that it's all in his head? ""It's psychosemitic"" When my wife asks me to do that one thing in the bedroom that she really likes, she's talking about vacuuming. I was reading
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2018-09-21 14:30
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Ambien is not the answer, unless your neighbor questions why you were sleeping on their couch and where did their cheesecake go. Did you hear about the famous Italian chef that recently died? He pasta
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2018-09-21 12:08
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That shitty moment when you finally get comfy in bed then realize the lights are on. ""So, how's life in North Korea?"" ""Well, I can't complain!"" What did Judas say after capturing Jesus? Nailed it.
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2018-09-21 10:17
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KFC has a new Hillary meal Its comes with two big thighs, two small breasts, and one left wing. Want to hear a joke? Your government is competent and uses your tax dollars efficiently. What Happened when
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2018-09-21 07:53
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Why don't most people have classes on Saturday or Sunday? School is for the week. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls (bagels get it?). How does a blonde
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