""Yes, I remember you saying"" - Translation: Please stop saying that
The first time I had sex, I was really scared... I was all alone! --Rodney Dangerfield
I'm so sick of political jokes... I've seen too many get elected.
What's long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine filled with cum.
What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city? Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.