Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!
Gays in the military ""If gay men were allowed in the army, Saving Private Ryan will be a lot shorter, because it wouldn't take them 3 hours to find Matt Damon"" Adam Hills
I got my results from the doctor today. The positive news is I've got HIV.
What is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
What do you call an armless obese jew? Names.