Why don't most people have classes on Saturday or Sunday? School is for the week.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls (bagels get it?).
How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ? small loan of 100 million dollars
I'm not afraid that the world is going to end.... I'm afraid that it isn't going to change....
My tampon just leaked during my bath and now it looks like I made a tub full of passion fruit tea.