What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!
I can't sleep in my bed anymore, my mind races thinking of all the stupid stuff I've done in the past. Stupid memory foam...
Which villain did Batman face when he suffered a fatal masturbation accident? Deathstroke.
It was nice of Apple to invent a mirror I can send emails with.
Mixologists, bartenders, how to make a smoky manhattan? You fly a plane into the WTC