Ambien is not the answer, unless your neighbor questions why you were sleeping on their couch and where did their cheesecake go.
Did you hear about the famous Italian chef that recently died? He pasta way.
Best place to hide stuff? Page two in Google search results!
I did my foreign country report on Ethiopia. It was really easy, I didn't even have to bring the class food.
The term ""mentally ill"" is reserved for white people. Brown people are called terrorists. Black people are called thugs.