What vegetables do plumbers hate the most? Leeks
If you missed the ball drop last night.... Just watch FSU in the Rose Bowl
Two Fish there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said do you know how to drive this thing BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR
It's a joke. What type of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But don't ask me how they got in there.