I went to my doctor and he told me I had to stop masturbating... I asked him why, and he said ""So I can examine you!""
Why did the atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers!
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
Haha Whats is a house without ears : anwser:homtydumty:}
When I tickle my imaginary friend, people think Im casting spells