""-I like to compare my caffe americano with African migrants."" ""-Because it's black?"" Answers doubtfully the waiter. ""-Nope, just sunk deep in water""
I like to listen to the Star Fox theme song to congratulate myself for having a successful string of social interactions
How does Moses prepare his coffee? Hebrews it.
What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
I just got a text from a woman I know that said only ""we z"". Did she just ask me to sleep with her in three letters? Nicely done!