PJ time - Slogan behind an auto rickshaw I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, Auto
Me: I'm in the mood for dessert *winks at wife* [2 hours later] Wife: *in lingerie, texts* WHERE R U Me: *texts* Getting ice cream. Y?
What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke? A Nanak Nanak joke.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
Kill the man Cop: ""Did you kill this man?"" Me: ""No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed.""