some simple jokes whats big white and falls out of a tree? a fridge whats green and has wheels? grass i was lying about the wheels
Between hating pork and launching themselves into enemy structures, Al Qaeda were the original Angry Birds.
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? *Nein*
24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?
My wife told me to get a real job or pack my bags! What an idiot! Who threatens someone with a vacation???