How do you tell a crazy Jew that it's all in his head? ""It's psychosemitic""
When my wife asks me to do that one thing in the bedroom that she really likes, she's talking about vacuuming.
I was reading the book ""Great Expectations"" by Charles Dickens. It wasn't as good as I hoped it would be.
According to every 80s movie ever, the only way to get home from school is by standing up in the back of a Jeep Wrangler with 5 other people
Atheists certainly have a lot to say about the nothing they believe in.