My door bell rang this morning. I didn't even know it had a phone.
The hardest part about being a kick ass dude is wiping the poo from your kick ass boot after a hard day of work.
The Vietnamese hooker who works next to the asbestos factory always says, ""Ooh, me so thelioma.""
Whats the name of the band with the most hits? the hitlers!
How many reposts does it take to change a subreddit? More than we have now. This sub is still shit.
