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So I told my girlfriend that she'd look better with her hair back... Which apparently is a very rude thing to say to a cancer patient. Socialist jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them. A skeleton
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This hot weather... The thing I love most about this hot weather is the crop tops and short skirts... Although it does make me look a bit gay. I kid you not. -Condom wearers Two guys are watching a dog
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My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn, she asked me to fix her sink 2 hours ago and I'm still fixing her sink What is the difference between a computer and a woman? A computer only has to have information
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Asking me for advice is like asking broccoli to fix your bicycle. What do you call a place monks go for Halloween? A monascary How does King Arthur take his pills? An African or European swallow I wish
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Spicy Pickup Line If I had a can of salt, I'd assault you. But all I have is cumin. School Meals by R. E. Volting A man walks up to three old ladies. He flashes them his penis. The first two ladies immediatly
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Helping a few people complete their bucket list so they will just die already. How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***? Get another one to yell BINGO What does the Pope and a Christmas tree
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I've stood up for black people plenty of times... Not worth getting shot over a seat on the subway. [god, creating chickens] Put a red beard on a fat hiccuping sparrow. Give him a matching hat, I don't
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Why is it weird that the Jews killed Jesus? They love prophets On a scale of 0-1... How much do you love binary? It's funny how Gina who cheated on me in 9th grade because I was ""too much of a prude""
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Once upon a time there was a yellow frog and a pink elephant... I like my women like I like my wine. 10 years old and in the cellar. What do you call it when a gay man is taking a poop? Filling a bowl
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The gardener at my work put beer in the garden to catch slugs SO GUESS WHO JUST BECAME A SLUG Gets pulled over. Cop: You know the left lane is just for passing. And you were driving in it for the past
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Saying ""oh my gosh you're getting so big!"" is cute and acceptable to say to a 6 year old. Not so much to an ex-girlfriend. Girls think I'm ugly until they know how much money I make Then they think I'm
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How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences. Why did the dung beetle go to rehab? He was rolling balls. [at restaurant] Me: ""I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"" Wife: ""I'm
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I bet cats are pissed they can't sit on televisions anymore. What do you get if you stick ur finger up a moderators ass? [DELETED] Don't forget when you're tanning nude in your backyard that someone is
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What 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape What did the proctologist say when his nurse handed him a beer? ""I meant a butt light."" What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King
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Kid: Daddy, where do babies come from? Dad: Storks deliver them Kid: but where do baby storms come from? Dad: ...Fuck. If Jack helped you off the horse... ... would you help Jack off the horse? I tried.
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Make a sentence with the following words 'elephant' 'ant' 'ass' 'in' and 'bamboo' Ant in an elephant's ass Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off. Why is the topmost floor the best place
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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula? ""Count Dracula."" I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog... It was a shih tzu :) What do men and
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The soul weighs 21 grams. We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park ""Axe"" is not going to help you get girls, unless you spray it in their eyes then quickly
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What's E.T short for He's got little legs. This clown thing has gone too far I mean, he could very well became our commander in chief in a month or so. Me: Whatcha doing on the PC? Daughter: Looking at
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4-year-old: Can we go get ice cream? Me: It's freezing outside. 4: I know. It won't melt. [Paranormal Investigator shows up at Disney World] Ok, show me this so-called ""haunted mansion"" DOOM 4. All of
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