Spicy Pickup Line If I had a can of salt, I'd assault you. But all I have is cumin.
School Meals by R. E. Volting
A man walks up to three old ladies. He flashes them his penis. The first two ladies immediatly had a stroke. The third one didn't dare touch it.
Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper? Because he rarely shaved the balls.
Every commercial for every product should have a scientist looking into a microscope. That gives me the confidence to buy