The soul weighs 21 grams. We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park
""Axe"" is not going to help you get girls, unless you spray it in their eyes then quickly chloroform them.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? No potatoes.
My friend made a joke about terrorist hijacking planes I rated it 9/11
Me: I love you! Girlfriend: Is that you, or the vodka talking? Me: It's me...talking to the vodka.