What 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape
What did the proctologist say when his nurse handed him a beer? ""I meant a butt light.""
What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
My teacher in first grade said I was stupid for ""wanting to be a T-Rex"" when I grew up but she died last year so who's the stupid one now?
The treadmill is the only product we have that the 'The Jetsons' had, I'm very disappointed at how far behind be are.