4-year-old: Can we go get ice cream? Me: It's freezing outside. 4: I know. It won't melt.
[Paranormal Investigator shows up at Disney World] Ok, show me this so-called ""haunted mansion""
DOOM 4. All of the guns suck, so we made punching take forever.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar..... The bartender says "" Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here"".
Got involved in an alcohol-related pyramid scheme... What a champaign.
