So I told my girlfriend that she'd look better with her hair back... Which apparently is a very rude thing to say to a cancer patient.
Socialist jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them.
A skeleton walks into a bar... And tells the bartender, ""I'll have a beer, and a mop.""
Members of my family suffer from a medical condition called ""death,"" but it only strikes late in life.
Jet Steel can't melt dank memes