Saying ""oh my gosh you're getting so big!"" is cute and acceptable to say to a 6 year old. Not so much to an ex-girlfriend.
Girls think I'm ugly until they know how much money I make Then they think I'm ugly and poor
What's the best way to get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve.
What should you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? Wipe it off.
""You're mother."" (thing to say to your mother).
