What's E.T short for He's got little legs.
This clown thing has gone too far I mean, he could very well became our commander in chief in a month or so.
Me: Whatcha doing on the PC? Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT?!? D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
ENTRY LEVEL JOB OPENING: Hiring recent college grads REQUIREMENTS: 5 years of experience, 6 Olympic gold medals, and superpowers.
I bet Hell is sitting in front of every person you know while a slideshow of all of your deleted selfies is played on a loop.
