What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula? ""Count Dracula.""
I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog... It was a shih tzu :)
What do men and linoleum have in common? If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years to come.
They say that sex relieves stress. Not true. I had sex last week and the police have been after me ever since.
