Make a sentence with the following words 'elephant' 'ant' 'ass' 'in' and 'bamboo' Ant in an elephant's ass
Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off.
Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in? That's how you set the bar high.
Why did the one-fifth go to the masseuse? Because he was two-tenths
I'm not sure if I want to move to Sweden... but the flag is a big plus.