This hot weather... The thing I love most about this hot weather is the crop tops and short skirts... Although it does make me look a bit gay.
I kid you not. -Condom wearers
Two guys are watching a dog lick its privates. One guy chuckles and says, ""I wish I could do that."" The other guy says, ""Pet him, maybe he'll let you."" An oldie, but I always liked it.
Has this one ever been used? Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was chicken. Alright.
I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, ""What's up Abdul, won't it start?""
