Once upon a time there was a yellow frog and a pink elephant...
I like my women like I like my wine. 10 years old and in the cellar.
What do you call it when a gay man is taking a poop? Filling a bowl of fruity pebbles.
I wanted to major in reverse psychology. My dream school turned me down. So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma.
I never know what to do in these situations. Do I shake the boyfriend's hand or kiss her cheek to show how much I appreciate her ass?