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Kit of Joy
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2017-06-27 19:54
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2018-09-18 18:50
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Why are successful people such assholes? They get shit done. A guy is driving home thinking to himself.... if I was in a joke right now, what would the punch line be? Long story or short, he gets in a
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2018-09-18 16:05
Make day funny (7911q)
I never wash my fruit, in case anybody's wondering how badass I am. 2 introverts walk into a bar, one says to the other... What Did the Dog Say to the Chipmunk? Woof. What do you call the first sperm that
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2018-09-18 14:04
Make day funny (5363x)
What's the hardest thing in the morning? Getting your mom to leave!!! Ooooo Thought it'd be a penis joke, didn't ya. Those are to easy Dammit I forgot my headphones and I'm at the airport wait here's some
joykit
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2018-09-18 11:22
Make day funny (7811l)
Donald Sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem. A girl walks into McDonald's and she sees a cute cashier. She goes up to order and asks for a Hot 'n Spicy
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2018-09-18 09:01
Make day funny (9597f)
Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth? Because they philos all the time! Its terrible how so few black people get nominated for an Oscar It's so sad they're not as talented as white people. Why did
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2018-09-18 06:27
Make day funny (5251n)
Do you like fishsticks? What are you a gay fish there's a pile of shoes by the door and you're looking for the pair that will be the quietest for when you leave Did you hear about the constipated
joykit
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2018-09-18 04:11
Make day funny (3895l)
Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew So I checked into a low class hotel I called the frontdesk and told him ""I got a leak in my sink,"" he said ""go ahead."" [undercover FBI agent steps out of his surveillance van,
joykit
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2018-09-18 01:55
Make day funny (8699h)
What's the best part of being an abortion doctor? The free lunch. Did I ever tell you about the industrial prostitute? She had a vagina surgically implanted on her hip. So she can make money on the side.
joykit
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2018-09-17 11:30
Make day funny (9417y)
The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard. What do chickens say? Cock-a-doodle-doo What does a chicken in the bathroom say? Doodle-doodle-cock What does a gay
joykit
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2018-09-17 09:09
Make day funny (3527k)
What does religion and Ikea have in common? The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue Why don't lions eat clowns? Because they taste funny I asked my dad what our IP Address
joykit
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2018-09-17 06:35
Make day funny (3652u)
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights what happens? What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop. If you eat a block of cheese and do a lunge, it should balance out,
joykit
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2018-09-17 03:05
Make day funny (2322k)
Did you know: the average American spends 8,000 years of their life refilling Brita water pitchers. If actions speak louder than words, then why is it the thought that counts? One I just made up. Did you
joykit
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2018-09-17 00:35
Make day funny (1248v)
Somebody spotted a coyote in my neighborhood a few days ago. But it's cool, cause I just started carrying an anvil around everywhere I go. Her: I LOVE your beard! Me: Thanks, yours is coming in nicely,
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2018-09-16 22:27
Make day funny (9148o)
What is the best use for a wet dog?[x-post from /r/MeanJokes] Getting the smell of white people out of your house. Did you hear about the patch of fog that entered the spelling bee? It wasn't very good
joykit
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2018-09-16 19:40
Make day funny (3391o)
Get your shit together, people at McDonald's drive thru who sit there all confused like the menu hasn't been the same for the last 50 years Yoko Ono is apparently being lined up to assist with the bush
joykit
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2018-09-16 17:07
Make day funny (7059l)
If you can't hang Don't be a runaway slave Knock knock... The pilot, let me in!!!! knock knock! knock knock who's there? europe europe who no, you are What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff. Dis
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2018-09-16 14:47
Make day funny (7614v)
The fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate ""fuck you"" to trees. I'm getting concerned that Beyonce never told those single ladies to put their hands down and now there's a bunch of unfed
joykit
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2018-09-16 12:25
Make day funny (2205n)
Why is Donald Trump popular in the Antarctic and Arctic? Because he's doing well in the poles. How come no one tries to blow up the Pope? I thought he was inflatable. Have you ever smelled mothballs? How
joykit
joke
2018-09-16 10:04
Make day funny (6125d)
Wind chimes. Something I've never purchased. Can't see myself saying, its too quiet, you know what'd be nice? Noise. What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon? Tennish Why were the hens lying on
joykit
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2018-09-16 07:56
Make day funny (9995h)
Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong. What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine? Das Jude You're hiking. Smokey the Bear appears smoking a cigar. He nods, flicks it into a pile of leaves
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