Do you like fishsticks? What are you a gay fish
there's a pile of shoes by the door and you're looking for the pair that will be the quietest for when you leave
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked the problem out with a pencil.
I realized I was maybe not the best listener when a friend had to come out to me twice.
What happens when a midget smokes weed? He gets medium.
