Make day funny (1248v)

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Somebody spotted a coyote in my neighborhood a few days ago. But it's cool, cause I just started carrying an anvil around everywhere I go.

Her: I LOVE your beard! Me: Thanks, yours is coming in nicely, too! Flirting with women my age is hard, guys.

Watching a show about women who choose to give birth outside. Like, let's take the most painful experience of my life and add bugs and shit.

I've been to the dentist a couple of times So I know the drill.

Why is 6 scared of 7 Numbers are a conseptional idea thought by humans and as such they are not able to produce emotions and/or think.

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