Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine? Das Jude
You're hiking. Smokey the Bear appears smoking a cigar. He nods, flicks it into a pile of leaves and smiles, ""No one will ever believe you.""
I wouldn't last 5 minutes in prison what with my milky skin and Glee themed tattoos.
Did you hear about the patriotic zombie who wanted to serve his country? He joined the Marine Corpse.