Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew
So I checked into a low class hotel I called the frontdesk and told him ""I got a leak in my sink,"" he said ""go ahead.""
[undercover FBI agent steps out of his surveillance van, knocks on my front door] do you ever stop eating?
I just accidentally opened the door for a jehovah's Witness and he took one look at me and just walked away.
My Grandfather was one of those Unorthodox Jews. He was a Nazi.
