Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth? Because they philos all the time!
Its terrible how so few black people get nominated for an Oscar It's so sad they're not as talented as white people.
Why did the circus animals go on strike? The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
""Let's tell people about our waffle and then not do shit for 100 years."" -Belgium
Washington DC's IQ is the same as the Federal Reserves interest rate Theyre both negative.