What's the hardest thing in the morning? Getting your mom to leave!!! Ooooo Thought it'd be a penis joke, didn't ya. Those are to easy
Dammit I forgot my headphones and I'm at the airport wait here's some for 16 million dollars thank god.
France FINALLY won a war! Too bad it was against Lance Armstrong.
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Why did the cod sue the fish and chip shop? Assault and battery. Sorry again. I'm bored in work.