What does religion and Ikea have in common? The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue
Why don't lions eat clowns? Because they taste funny
I asked my dad what our IP Address was... He just pointed at the toilet.
Why does my wife think its weird I talk to a bunch of strangers on the Internet, but it's ok for her to talk to multiple cats.
My night was going great until a neighbor flew their drone over my property. So I grabbed my shotgun and yelled, ""Pull!""
