Why are successful people such assholes? They get shit done.
A guy is driving home thinking to himself.... if I was in a joke right now, what would the punch line be? Long story or short, he gets in a car accident and dies.
What do you call a Black Abortion clinic? Crime Stoppers.
Nice guys finish last, cause stamina.
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !
