What is the best use for a wet dog?[x-post from /r/MeanJokes] Getting the smell of white people out of your house.
Did you hear about the patch of fog that entered the spelling bee? It wasn't very good but they gave it a precipitation medal.
I've found that the things I'm most interested in aren't really in my best interest.
Him: Will you marry me? Me: omg what did I do, why don't you want to have sex with me anymore?
WOMAN: Is anyone here a doctor?! MAN: I sure am! And I think I can. Save that man. Like eggs & ham. W: Shutup Seuss! I meant a real doctor.
