Wind chimes. Something I've never purchased. Can't see myself saying, its too quiet, you know what'd be nice? Noise.
What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon? Tennish
Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !
Whats the difference between 8 dicks and a joke?? Your mom cant take a joke.
My wife and I are working on our marriage. She's more attentive to my needs and I've mostly stopped telling other women I'm a single father.
