Donald Sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem.
A girl walks into McDonald's and she sees a cute cashier. She goes up to order and asks for a Hot 'n Spicy McDickin.
Why are doctors always calm? They have a lot of patients. Sorry.
Who is the biggest slut in America? Little Debbie, everybody eats her.
911: What is your emergency. M: I need to report a home invasion. This woman looks like my mother in law but she's smiling. Please hurry.