What's the best part of being an abortion doctor? The free lunch.
Did I ever tell you about the industrial prostitute? She had a vagina surgically implanted on her hip. So she can make money on the side.
What was Rihanna's nickname for Chris brown? Beats me.
Someone hit me in the head with a bottle of omega 3 tablets the other day. It's OK, it was just a super fish oil wound
What do you call a woman who thinks she has the best rack in the world? [oc] Boobcocky
