If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights what happens?
What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop.
If you eat a block of cheese and do a lunge, it should balance out, right? Actually, it was less lunge, more trip, but still.
Imagine if things had been reversed. We'd be eating Lou Gehrig candy bars and getting Babe Ruth's disease.
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !