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You say potato, I say get the hell out of my bathroom There are 2 things in this world that i hate. 1. racism 2. black people Ladies, don't waste your time picking up guys at Chuck E Cheese. Apparently
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I'm the first to review a series of roads that have no left turns ... ... it's alright. bet i can make you wipe your screen The women at the club tonight are so unapproachable. Getting discouraged. Good
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer....... I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day My dad's visiting soon, which means I need to practice apologizing to waiters with my eyes.
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Masturbation isn't illegal ...but I'm sure if it was, people would take the law into their own hands. Sexxist much? Q: how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow? A: give her a shovel. As a child, I
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My wife is so sweet Every time she goes to a bar alone she gives me her wedding ring so I can think about her all night long. Me: Your generation sits around with their noses in their phones Niece: Your
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What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna! What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles ! When I open the washing
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Q: What type of monster really loves dance music? A: The boogieman. What's the difference between a fairy tale and a war story? Nothing, except fairy tales start off with ""Once upon a time"", and war
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If you ask for ice water in the south they look at you funny, down here they drink something called ass water? If you're afraid of elevators Take steps to avoid them. Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca
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Girl, are you Chernobyl? Because you warm me to the core and leave me glowing. Also I think you've killed some people. Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner
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What does the Scottish man say after love making? I love ewe! I asked a chinese girl for her number She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629.""
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When I was young I was worried about getting food stuck in my teeth. Now I'm worried about getting my teeth stuck in food. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use more lube!
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What happens when you drop a frying pan on a cake You get a pancake How do you make a song better using cement? By remixing it. The cool thing about shaving all my pubes off is that I get to see exactly
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I think my car must be Jewish It always needs to be gassed. A corpse walks into a bar... And asks the bartender for a lemonade. ""Of course!"" says the bartender, ""I've never seen a stiff drink!"" Courtesy
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What do Little Miss Muffet and ISIS have in common? They both have Kurds in their way. Reenacting the Civil War seems like a lot of work. I'd much rather reenact the Cola War from my couch. First is the
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Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving. My cat just showed it's holiday spirit by pooping tinsel. How did the
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how to fall down a long set of stairs: step 1) step 1 step 2) step 3 step 3) step 7 step 4) step 10 step 5) step 15 step 6) step 26 Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret
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I've been listening to Spice Girls for hours now..and I need to stop.. so I told my self to stop.. Stop right now....... thank you very much, I need somebo..... GOD Damn IT!! My kids had a shirt made for
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If a guy says you're hot, he's looking at your body. If he says you're pretty, he's looking at your face... If he says you're fabulous, he's looking at your brother Q: What did the mermaid do last Saturday
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The government is dysfunctional and needs to be fixed I'll probably fall in love with it any minute What did Hamlet say to his cat? Get thee to a nyanery! Why is the letter T like an island? Because its
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I don't know it Switzerland is a good country But the flag is a big plus. What do you need to poop in the forest? Toiletries What goes clop clop, clop clop, Bang! Bang! Clop clop... An Amish drive-by shooting.
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