If a guy says you're hot, he's looking at your body. If he says you're pretty, he's looking at your face... If he says you're fabulous, he's looking at your brother
Q: What did the mermaid do last Saturday night? A: She went out with the tide.
My friends dog just died, he told me he wanted another one just like him... ...why whould you want another dead dog?
Why is it better to be ashy? cause it just means you spit more fire
What do you call a hooker at Christmas? A frostitute
