Girl, are you Chernobyl? Because you warm me to the core and leave me glowing. Also I think you've killed some people.
Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 7.
wher did the waitress work IHOP
What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke? Close the door and go to /r/Eyebleach.
How do we create jobs? I thought he was already dead