The government is dysfunctional and needs to be fixed I'll probably fall in love with it any minute
What did Hamlet say to his cat? Get thee to a nyanery!
Why is the letter T like an island? Because its in the middle of water!!!
My mom told me this joke the first time she met my gf. What are three 2 letter words meaning small? Is it in?
How do you blindfold a chinese person? Put floss over their eyes