What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !
When I open the washing machine lid mid-cycle, I feel like I've entered a party where everybody suddenly stops dancing and stares at me.
What do you call taking a dump after breakfast? A Brexit
facte: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once
