I've been listening to Spice Girls for hours now..and I need to stop.. so I told my self to stop.. Stop right now....... thank you very much, I need somebo..... GOD Damn IT!!
My kids had a shirt made for me that says 'father of the year 2014 quarter finalist'.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure... but the flag's a big plus.
Wife lets me be on top..... Last night My wife let me be on top. I fucking love bunk beds.
What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree? A pool table.