What does the Scottish man say after love making? I love ewe!
I asked a chinese girl for her number She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629.""
Always the barmaid, never the bar.
I put my phone in ""airplane mode"" and threw it up into the air. It just fell and now my screen is cracked. Worst. Transformer. Ever .
What's your favorite position? Juxta