When I was young I was worried about getting food stuck in my teeth. Now I'm worried about getting my teeth stuck in food.
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use more lube!
me: [comes running down the stairs with a baseball glove] robber: why are u wearing a glove me: I meant to grab my bat lol robber: lol
I'll see your Limerick. . I was driving along in my Bentley, tossing off ever so gently I hit a bump in the road and I shot my load not on purpose, but quite accidently!
Did you know the oval office is full of money? There's a wad of bill's under the desk
