Make day funny (7680b)

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What do Little Miss Muffet and ISIS have in common? They both have Kurds in their way.

Reenacting the Civil War seems like a lot of work. I'd much rather reenact the Cola War from my couch. First is the battle of Whiskey.

They said the kids that bullied me in school would be pumping my gas one day but 1 just got a modeling contract who do I talk to about this

Why would Koreans make great jazz musicians? Because they have Seoul.

One of my favorite things about raps music is the fun ethnic code words they use for everyday things like money & women. I'm learning a lot!

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