Q: What type of monster really loves dance music? A: The boogieman.
What's the difference between a fairy tale and a war story? Nothing, except fairy tales start off with ""Once upon a time"", and war stories start off with ""No shit, this really happened"".
I'm bad at Math. The equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.
Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine.""
Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ? Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !